by Mikey |
May 25, 2011 · 11:26 pm
Gordon visit’s a double nightmare at Capri in Eagle Rock, Ca. Why is it a double nightmare? The owners are twins. Unfortunately for us and Gordon they are identical twins. You know already we are going to be forced to endure twin jokes, trading names, acting like each other, etc, etc. The best twin humor however will be dealt of course by Gordon. We will have twin insults, twins yelling and most important in any kitchen nightmare, twins crying. So on to Capri in Eagle Rock.
Right away Jeff and Jim started us off with the lame twin humor. “You’re Jim.” “No, I’m Jim.” Then we, of course, need to speak in chorus. I already want to beat them with a soggy loaf of bread. So these guys had been going to Capri and loved it so much they decided to buy it. Anyone who watches Gordon take on these projects knows these are the worst kind of owners. They are clueless, lazy, and lazy. Yeah I know I said it twice. After all, they are twins and are twice the amount of lazy. Luckily their staff respects them and showers them with praise. Just kidding. They basically say that they are lazy, immature, sloppy, loud, and can’t cook. Other than that they are fantastic. Continue reading →
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Tagged as Capri, Eagle Rock, Fox, Gordon Ramsey, Italian, italian in eagle rock, Jim and Jeff, Kitchen Nightmares, kitchen nightmares review, meatballs, Ramsey, the capri in eagle rock, twins in eagle rock
by Mikey |
May 2, 2011 · 8:29 pm
Gordon hits Ventura Blvd to take on La Frite, a french restaurant in the Valley. 38 years after La Frite was opened,
the owner is now trying to pass it on to his kids who get along as well as me and big words. From what we learn
at the beginning, the son feels like he should be sitting in the driver’s seat running the joint and the daughter has no business being there. It seems pretty much nobody wants the daughter there.
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by Mikey |
May 14, 2009 · 11:07 pm
Beware. There be spoilers ahead!
We have finally reached the end for Season 5 of Hell’s Kitchen and I gotta say, it’s about time. This has been a rough season to watch, mostly because of the lack of talent and the abundance of the mentally challenged. Let’s kick it off with a recap of last week.
I’ve learned my lesson with Hells Kitchen and didn’t bother posting a Hell’s Kitchen article last week. Knowing ahead of time that they always do the most to stretch it out, I thought it would be a wasted article and as usual (except for the time I jumped that rod iron fence in baggy shorts) I was right.
In the first part of the season finale Danny and Paula begin to design their restaurants. Paula is going for more of a bistro, while Danny seems to be leaning towards Danny’s fish and beer. Continue reading →
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Tagged as Borgata, chicken, Danny and Paula, Dessert, finale, Fish, Fox, Gordon Ramsey, Hells Kitchen, monk fish, scallop, Seafood, season winner