Brian is a snarky SOB. He is also a recently converted part-time vegan, but he still enjoys eating things that taste good once in a while. He gets most of his exercise from taking long walks (downhill) and playing fetch with his pet cat, Tsar. Brian can’t stress enough that his conversion to the Vegan way of life is not because of an irrational and childish love for animals, but because of his vain quest for six pack abs and the ability to wear pants without an elastic waistband.
His heros are Chuck Norris, Jesus and John Wayne (in that order) and he would choose invisibility if he had the choice of any superpower. He regularly contributes to the New Yorker, The Economist, and Italian Vogue and he is a mainstay on the lecture circuit.
Like many other great things, Brian and Mikey started EatMeCalifornia because they were broke, out of work (thanks dubya) and needed something to do with their time.
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