B and I hit up our third pizza joint. A place called Bottleworks on the East end of Ventura. Most of the pizza’s so far have been mediocre, so we were hoping Bottleworks would break the mold. Continue reading
My Raw Foods Adventure
Yesterday I took the whole health food kick to a completely new high (or low, depending on how you look at it). My little sister was down from UC Santa Cruz for spring break and suggested that we hit up this little raw, vegan, organic restaurant called Leaf Cuisine.
Since I don’t like to hit a place completely unaware, I did a little research on Yelp and found out that they have been getting mostly good reviews. In fact, a number of people were raving about the “Flying Falafel” which is what I ended up ordering. Here are my thoughts on Leaf Cuisine… Continue reading
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Camarillo’s Sumo Sushi
Sumo seems to be a popular name for Sushi places. I found that the Sumo in Camarillo and the Sumo in Ventura are completely separate joints. Which pretty much means there is a good Sumo and a bad Sumo. Unfortunately for Camarillo they have the bad Sumo.
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My Deli-cate Stomach
So I went to Brent’s Deli in Westlake Village this morning, hoping to ease my way off the vegan bandwagon. I was in the mood for an omelette, and since I’ve been to Brent’s quite a few times over the years, I figured it was as good a choice as any. As it turns out, I couldn’t have been more wrong. Continue reading
Filed under Ventura County, Westlake Village
Hells Kitchen and Just BBQ
This last Thursday on Hells Kitchen we finally get to see another weak ass chef get booted off in the middle of the service. J apparently not only serves the ass of the lettuce in his salads, but he also can’t seem to cook rice. Which kinda makes us wonder why he’s on the show? You have to figure one of the qualifications for a semi-credible chef would be cooking pasta and rice these things are essentially just boiling absorbent materials in water.

- Get ready cause in 5 seconds my ass is getting kicked out.
J messed up the rice for everyone and then goes on to put his own special spin on fish by burning it consistently. Maybe burnt fish is the special dish in his town. On a bed of overcooked rice. Ramsey forehead vein explodes as he sends J out of Hells Kitchen. J vows to take all he has learned to his own restaurant where he will rein victorious serving us all the burnt fish and lettuce ass we can eat. Continue reading
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