Memorial Day

by Mikey

Hey everyone, we are taking the day off today, to cook up some burgers, drink some beer and toast to the men and women who make it all possible.

Here’s to you, our brave, bad, and bold, honorable fallen men and women of the United States Military.  We at EatMeCalifornia raise our glasses to the freedoms and ideals you have kept safe for us!

Make sure you guys are eating, drinking and being merry.  Just don’t party so much you wake up naked next to a cross eyed llama, with a wedding ring on your finger, covered in scrabble pieces, wondering what the hell happened because you don’t even play scrabble.

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3 responses to “Memorial Day

  1. Liz

    “Just don’t party so much you wake up naked next to a cross eyed llama, with a wedding ring on your finger, covered in scrabble pieces, wondering what the hell happened because you don’t even play scrabble.” This was your Friday night right Mikey? LOL!

  2. Chris

    That last paragraph is without doubt the funniest thing I have seen in months. I was drinking a diet coke when I read it and the soda basically came out of my ears I laughed so hard. Messy but worth it.

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